Truyện cười
Những truyện cười tiếng Anh:
| WHY DIDN'T YOU REFUSE IT? |
| After the Football match, a player went home with a sorrowful face. His surprised wife asked: .... |
| YOU NEVER SCORE |
| The angry son of a goalkeeper said to his father: - My classmates have fathers who are also football players. But their fathers all make scores for their teams. But you, you never score. So how is it that you can still stay on the team? |
| I ONLY WANTED TO ASK HIM |
| A football player, who had chased a football referee, was accused of trying to beat him. - Player "A" had already ran after the referee and beat him and you were running after the referee to beat him too, weren't you? |
| A DIFFICULT SITUATION TO SOLVE |
| The football match between two children's teams became "white- hot”. Suddenly a little player ran to the main referee and said: - Uncle, I want to make water. |
| HE IS MY FUTURE BROTHER- IN- LAW |
| The Referee of a loosing Football team was seriously criticizing a player. - Why, when you were face to face with the Goalkeeper and only eleven meters from the goal, didn't you shoot straight into theopposingteam'sgoal?Everyonecouldseethatyou deliberately kicked the ball out. |
| BECAUSE OF ABSENCE |
| Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test? Junior: Because of absence. Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test? Junior: No, but the kid who sits next to me was. |
| STONE AND STONE - BREAKER |
| A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train. He had never seen them before, so he began: |
| LUCY |
| A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughter her tea before putting her to bed. First, she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said that she did not want it like that. She asked for some jam on her bread as well/ |
| HANDWRITING |
| “Sir” hissed the lawyer, “do you swear this is not your signature?” “Yes.” “Is it not your handwriting?” |
| RADIO BROKEN |
| A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an Old Indian went up to the director and said, “Tomorrow rain.” The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, “Tomorrow storm.” The next day there was a hailstorm. |
